Household Chores For Men - Tip No. 1

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If caught short when chopping chili's, whilst not wishing to understate the importance of washing your hands after having a pee, it is far, far more important to wash your hands rigorously before the act.
 
The Manic Street Preachers song "Slash N Burn" just popped into my head for some reason...
 
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In a past life, long ago, I was helping some Americans prepare food for a Hallowe'en party. Being mostly Texans, there were large amounts of hot chillies. I thought it highly amusing to slice a long green jalapeno lengthways, and pose it on my nose, shrieking "Heh, heh, heh, look at the wicked old witch!" It took a couple of seconds to inflame the schnozz to bright red, open the pores to the size of craters, and remain sizzlingly hot and painful for 24 hours. Even regular applications of ice didn't stop the burn, and I now know how to look like W.C. Fields without the application of a prosthetic hooter.
 
:blink: That sounds really painful Krizon. I will just have to remember not to place chilli's on any extruding parts of my body. Ice cream is much nicer! B)
 
I gave my daughter many safety hints as she grew up and I'd like to share some of them with you.

1) Never pour boiling water over your unprotected hand.

2) Never stand naked against a hot radiator in case the flesh sticks.

3) Never test an iron for heat by placing it against your cheek.

4) If you run out of baking foil never use freezer bags instead.
 
Just as well it wasn't your sister. She might have ended up without a crease.

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