How to **** me right off

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Working until 10pm wrecks my head.
Pissing rain meaning I couldn't walk the ridiculous 15mins distance between work and the Luas stop.
No taxis

So I decide before I smash or kick something to pieces to go for a quick pint in the Red Cow Inn (which I frequent once a week after work) to calm my nerves.

The cowboy behind the bar asks me for ID...

I lost it...

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I'm around 5ft 8'. I'm not sure what the curt off is for midgets so I can't answer your question.
 
granger said:
What age are you Slim?
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I'll be 29 this August. I'm well presented, well spoken and polite but I draw the line at foreign lads with ego trips behind quiet bars. He served me in the end because he knew he was wrong. I'd have rather he didn't, the place doesn't deserve my custom.


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SlimChance said:
The cowboy behind the bar asks me for ID...

I lost it...
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You should take that as complimentary !

Last week the polar opposite happened to me ..................
Last Thursday I found myself in Waterford and around noon I popped into a pub just off the Quay for a pint ( as you do ).
The pint of Beamish was only €2.80. Feck me me this is cheap, I said to mehself. ( the going rate at home in Youghal is around the €3.30 mark).
As the pub was quiet I got to chatting with the young barmaid, and mentioned the low price. "Oh, it's €3.30 here too normally, but €2.80 is the Pensioners Price", she said, with just a hint of pity in her voice..
Do I look that old? :eek:
My ego and sense of self-worth took an immediate battering. :o
 
SlimChance said:
I'll be 29 this August. I'm well presented, well spoken and polite but I draw the line at foreign lads with ego trips behind quiet bars. He served me in the end because he knew he was wrong. I'd have rather he didn't, the place doesn't deserve my custom.


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Wee bit older than you so. I'll go to the pub with you the next day and get your Bulmers for you
 
Ulster Bank (Natwest) are some shower of b@stards. I could just about let them off with not crediting any money into my account since last Tuesday but after making a 2 mile trip to my nearest branch to find it closed has pissed me right off. They said on the website thst most would be open 10am-3pm. Not having access to my funds today could potentially cost be very costly. This is Turing into a frustrating week.
 
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