G
Griffin
Guest
Just received this email:
A major Hurricane (Hurricane "Shazza") hit Basildon, Essex in the early
hours of Monday.
The hurricane devastated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementoes from the Balearics and
Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
woken well before their giros arrived.
Essex FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
confused, bewildered and still trying to come to terms with it all. They
were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "faaaacckin ell"....
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
such a shock, my little one - Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my
bedroom crying. My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through
it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny
Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from
Elizabeth Duke at Argos, Bone China from Poundland and several hundred
Hubcaps.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after, items most needed include:
Fila or Burberry baseball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
Shell suits (female)
White sport socks
Rockport boots
Any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
Microwave meals
Tins of baked beans
Ice cream
Cans of Carlsberg or Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms £2 buys chips,
crisps and fizzy drinks for a family of 9, £6 will pay for a packet of B&H
and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in claret - 'Where are
you bleeding from?' they asked - "ARLOW" said the girl,
"but woss that got to do wiv it?
A major Hurricane (Hurricane "Shazza") hit Basildon, Essex in the early
hours of Monday.
The hurricane devastated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementoes from the Balearics and
Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
woken well before their giros arrived.
Essex FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
confused, bewildered and still trying to come to terms with it all. They
were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "faaaacckin ell"....
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
such a shock, my little one - Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my
bedroom crying. My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through
it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny
Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from
Elizabeth Duke at Argos, Bone China from Poundland and several hundred
Hubcaps.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after, items most needed include:
Fila or Burberry baseball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
Shell suits (female)
White sport socks
Rockport boots
Any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
Microwave meals
Tins of baked beans
Ice cream
Cans of Carlsberg or Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms £2 buys chips,
crisps and fizzy drinks for a family of 9, £6 will pay for a packet of B&H
and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in claret - 'Where are
you bleeding from?' they asked - "ARLOW" said the girl,
"but woss that got to do wiv it?
