I Duck You Not!

montyracing2

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Thought you might like to read this, and I would not believe it unless I had seen it myself.

Last Saturday morning, at about 07:15 I was driving along Wilmslow road in Manchester adjacent to Platts Field Park approaching 'the curry mile'.

There was a junction ahead with a pedestrian crossing. The lights turned red so I pulled up. I am used to driving up this road and because of various bus priorities the lights do tend to change slowly. So I settled down for the expected wait.

On the opposite pavement two ducks, one highly coloured and the other very drab, appeared from a hedge.

The ducks proceeded to walk along the path for about 25 yards to, I kid you not, the pedestrian crossing. They crossed at the crossing point in front of me even making the effort to follow the dog-leg of the island in the middle of the road.

Throughout this episode the drabber of the two ducks kept dawdling and the brighter coloured one kept muttering at her.

I must admit to being a bit concerned that the lights would change while they were crossing because a few cars had pulled up behind and I feared some impatient horn blowing.

Anyway ducks crossed safely but immediately my attention was further taken by two grey squirrels fighting over a 'macdonalds' burger carton.

The lights changed and I drove away drawing parallels in human society.

MR2
 
Originally posted by montyracing2@Jun 7 2008, 09:27 PM
Throughout this episode the drabber of the two ducks kept dawdling and the brighter coloured one kept muttering at her.
Brighter duck: Quack! Quack!

Drabber duck: I can't walk any quacker!

:nuts:
 
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