I Love You

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WHAT?? Oh, that double-dealing love rat! And after I gave him the Ferrari, the loft apartment, and annual pocket money of £80,000. Betrayed again!
 
Originally posted by krizon@May 9 2007, 09:49 AM
WHAT?? Oh, that double-dealing love rat! And after I gave him the Ferrari, the loft apartment, and annual pocket money of £80,000. Betrayed again!
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80k ~ What kind of gash spending money is that? That would barely last me until Saturday lunchtime. No wonder the poor fella had to go elsewhere :suspect:
 
I experienced a horrific moment once, wandering with a marine bird-watching group along a beach one earlyish morning in Saudi Arabia. There, a few yards in front of me, was this half-buried, drowned girl. She'd clearly died gasping for air and appeared to have been flattened. I screamed a little scream and ran towards her... :shy:
 
Yes!

Do you come here often? You're a little darling.

Kathy will be jealous, but she ain't no Dominique.

:suspect:
 
Well, I've been known to frequent the place on occasion when I've nowt better on.....

You're nay so bad yourself my dear...... :eek: :D

...and now I must away to bed - up in less than five hours.... :what:
 
Phil is clearly still reeling from that day we spent together Dom. Compile your own odds (volume 0) followed by an evening of unimaginable filth. You can almost feel the heat coming from the beal on his neck.
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I know the other lassies on here will be disappointed, but think, Dom, think! He'll get you connected to Virgin for the next 20 years free of charge, for all your broadband, telephone and televisual needs... what more could a charming young man do? :brows:
 
Originally posted by krizon@May 13 2007, 12:55 PM
I know the other lassies on here will be disappointed, but think, Dom, think! He'll get you connected to Virgin for the next 20 years free of charge, for all your broadband, telephone and televisual needs... what more could a charming young man do? :brows:
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And maybe the VIP customer service line for when it inevitably doesn't work..... :P
 
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