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:lol: :lol: You two wee scamps! Steve, the only sexual encounters I have nowadays are looking at ads featuring half-dressed blokes. Well, I think they're blokes...

I AM a bit crabby now - I've just taken the gallant, aged Proton out, to visit Mother (well, me actually to visit Mother, while the Proton got its breath back) and have bashed it into a wall and cracked a tail light. It's such a good old car, it's like kicking a faithful dog. I've apologised, but I won't be surprised if it veers off the road on the way to Lingfield tomorrow and takes me to Staines as revenge.

[QUOTE="krizon, post: 2093296, member: 64950"] :lol: :lol: You two wee scamps! Steve, the only sexual encounters I have nowadays are looking at ads featuring half-dressed blokes. Well, I think they're blokes... I AM a bit crabby now - I've just taken the gallant, aged Proton out, to visit Mother (well, me actually to visit Mother, while the Proton got its breath back) and have bashed it into a wall and cracked a tail light. It's such a good old car, it's like kicking a faithful dog. I've apologised, but I won't be surprised if it veers off the road on the way to Lingfield tomorrow and takes me to Staines as revenge. [/QUOTE]

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