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Hi Trudi,


He sounds a right bore to me.


I think he might be using you to make someone else jealous. It could happen something like this:


Bore is having an argument with his new girlfriend.


Bore: 'You aren't half as nice as my ex-girlfriend, Trudi. I really miss her'.


New Girlfriend: 'She obviously doesn't like you much, or you'd still be seeing her...'


Bore: 'She will see me any time I ask'.


New Girlfriend: 'Rubbish!'


Bore picks up his phone and selects Trudi's number:


Bore: 'Hi Trudi, I've missed you darling. Can we meet?'


Trudi: 'OK'


Bore switches off phone and turns to his girlfriend.


Bore: 'See? I'm off to see Trudi now.


New Girlfriend: 'You'll have to be quick, your Mummy will be very cross if your're not home by 10.30.'


New girlfriend storms off.


Bore looks at his watch and realises it is 10.25. He picks up his phone and selects Trudi's number:


Bore: 'Hi Trudi, sorry I can't make it tonight, it is nearly my bedtime...'


5 + 3 = ?
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