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The horse that was supposed to be the next Nijinsky, named Wise Pranker has gone missing from it's stall overnight. The police are at a complete loss as to it's whereabouts and have called in the famous lady detective Diane Avis to help them. She has made a thorough search of the box especially the dung left behind which she is a World renowned expert on, having written a pamphlet about it called "Horseshit Through The Ages".

She has come to the conclusion that the horse has been stolen, probably by a well known Gypsy called Piking Silage, who is a strange character well known to be able to disguise horses, so it is possible that he may have been able to disguise a thoroughbred 3yo as a Pikey Pony. This won't fool our sleuth though, as she is such an expert on horseshit that from just one lump she can tell you the age and pedigree of the horse that passed it. She was last seen on her three wheeled cycle heading off to check on every pile of horseshit that she can find.

<blockquote data-quote="walsworth" data-source="post: 2697113" data-attributes="member: 65325">The horse that was supposed to be the next Nijinsky, named Wise Pranker has&nbsp; gone missing from it&#039;s stall overnight. The police are at a complete loss as to it&#039;s whereabouts and have called in the famous lady detective Diane Avis to help them. She has made a thorough search of the box especially the dung left behind which she is a World renowned expert on, having written a pamphlet about it called &quot;Horseshit Through The Ages&quot;.She has come to the conclusion that the horse has been stolen, probably by a well known Gypsy called Piking Silage, who is a strange character well known to be able to disguise horses, so it is possible that he may have been able to disguise a thoroughbred 3yo as a Pikey Pony. This won&#039;t fool our sleuth though, as she is such an expert on horseshit that from just one lump she can tell you the age and pedigree of the horse that passed it. She was last seen on her three wheeled cycle heading off to check on every pile of horseshit that she can find.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="walsworth, post: 2697113, member: 65325"] The horse that was supposed to be the next Nijinsky, named Wise Pranker has gone missing from it's stall overnight. The police are at a complete loss as to it's whereabouts and have called in the famous lady detective Diane Avis to help them. She has made a thorough search of the box especially the dung left behind which she is a World renowned expert on, having written a pamphlet about it called "Horseshit Through The Ages". She has come to the conclusion that the horse has been stolen, probably by a well known Gypsy called Piking Silage, who is a strange character well known to be able to disguise horses, so it is possible that he may have been able to disguise a thoroughbred 3yo as a Pikey Pony. This won't fool our sleuth though, as she is such an expert on horseshit that from just one lump she can tell you the age and pedigree of the horse that passed it. She was last seen on her three wheeled cycle heading off to check on every pile of horseshit that she can find. [/QUOTE]

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