Important Test

[Ted]

Hello

 

[dvds2000]

hello

 

[BrianH]

'ello 'ello

 

[Dave G]

Is it me your looking for?

 

[Lee Chater]

How is it up there Ray ?

 

[BrianH]

It wasn't Ray, it was Lionel

 

[Shadow Leader]

I can see it in your eyes....

 

[BrianH]

No you can't. I'm wearing shades.

 

[Shadow Leader]

Oh ok then -

I can see it in your smile...

 

[Ted]

First I was going to try and post the sentence that FF won't allow under any circumstances, but then this board wouldn't allow me to post anything, so that's why you got the "Hello"

Feel free to delete the crap I posted, I won't be offended.

Or does that mean all my messages will be deleted?

 

[krizon]

None of the moderators would dream of deleting posts because they're crap, Ted. Judge for yourself... :lol:

 

[Shadow Leader]

Could a mod or otherwise please delete these fecking seagulls though???? 3am & the bastards are making so much noise they're drowning out 24 - arrgghhh!!!!!!

 

[BrianH]

We've also had a complaint from the seagulls on Corfu who claim that recently they were kept awake all night by female carousers...

 

[Ardross]

It is worse than that . Locals have reported seagulls pecking the tops off their vodka bottles after being encouraged to mimic those carousers.

 

[BrianH]

Do they have it delivered to their doorstep out there?

 

[Ardross]

Could do but apparently they have been flying in , pecking off the lids , dancing around to the Macarena and vomiting over passers by .

The carousers of course didn't do any of these things !

 

[Shadow Leader]

No dancing to the macarena and no vomiting at least!!!

Seriously though, someone had to extensively investigate into claims that the margueritas on offer were "the best margueritas in the world", and then re-investigate when a counter-claim was lodged by another person - hard work, I can tell you!