Job Vacancy.

Get a little gaffe in Hebden Bridge it would be lovely.

I dont even know where to start on the pricing up exercise you have to complete first though. So I wont be applying! :)
 
That Halifax is the end of the earth.

Well not literally, but you could argue there are no prospects or ambitionate people living in Halifax apart from the odd exceptions - A town driven by accepting mediocrity as the solution to success.
 
It is surrounded by hills. Local legend is that no human being has ever survived trying to climb them and that there is no life on the other side.

The truth is that no-one who has left has ever been back.
 
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