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Derek.Burgess
Guest
> Subject: FW: Jokes
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> How a man makes love
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> John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he
could
open
> his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I
> can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
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> John says, "Well, give me some examples."
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> Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy
shoves
his
key
> into the lock, and opens the door hard,
> then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."
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> "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to
find the
hole,
> then that means he is inexperienced and
> that isn't for me either."
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> Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
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> John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else,
I lick
the
> lock."
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