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A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as
different emotions e.g. fear etc . On the night of the party, the first
guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green
paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy,
"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says," I'm
green with NV".The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped
around her most intimate parts.He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit,
what emotion have you come
as?"She replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in
and join the party. A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the
third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and
Mick, standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the
other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says,
"Well, what the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested standing
like that out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this
supposed to be?!?!" Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick
here has just come in despair"
 
A film is to be made of Harold Shipman's life starring;

Robert De Niro
Chris Walkden
Meryl Streep

titled - 'The Old- Dear Hunter
 
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