Jokes

[cooks flanagan]

I don't know if this has been posted before as I have been away for a few weeks.
The doctor is doing his hospital rounds and stops at George Best's bed.
Well George I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?
Well says George I will have the bad news first.
I am sorry to say you only have one hour to live.
Oh says George if that is the bad news what is the good news?
Well says the doctor it is happy hour!

 

[bigeeps]

You are in big trouble Cooks when Ardross notices you've posted this three times

 

[Arkwright]

My thoughts as well bigeeps.

 

[krizon]

And twice on the Jokes section, where it should be! :angy: Right, the overgrowth has been pruned (by me), Cooks. :blink: