feck, just when i wanted to tell her i have a date for next friday and need adviceOriginally posted by Songsheet@Oct 1 2004, 06:02 PM
Her pc is f*cked and she may be gone for bit but fear not - she'll be back!
'Shape up/stop wussing about/of course she doesn't love you and is only after your money/yes, you need a face lift/yes, he's only after a few quickies and no, he won't commit/of course you're bum looked big in that - what did you expect him to say!!???" etc etc...
That'll be £25 please........