Let's All Draw A Pig

Diamond Geezer

Diamond Geezer

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Go to here and basically you draw a pig and it tells you what your personality is

Piggy


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Diamonds Geezers Pig


It appears I am a realist, believe in tradition, am friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc) and am also analytical, cautious, and distrustful. I am secure, stubborn, and stick to my ideals, and also a good listener.

So far not a bad analysis.

Then it goes on to analyse the quality of my sex life. :lol: :lol: :angy:
 
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I am a realist, are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. I am insecure or are living through a period of major change.


Does no tail symbolize no sex life then? :lol:
 
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So I'm a positive realist, direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions, secure, stubborn, stick to my ideals, a good listener, and my sex life is... curly!
 
Here's my patheitc effort..... :shy:

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And the guff that went with it.... :lol:

If you drew the pig:

Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better!


OK, did you draw a tail?
 
I thought pigs were supposed to have pert, twirly tails, not sad, droopy, limp little things? Now, what does this one tell us, children?
 
Nah, they don't, Jon - their tails get chopped off with a pair of pliers when they are a day or so old, stops them from growing long & curly otherwise they eat each other's tails.... :what:
 
Jon, complete the drawing and then click on "Next"

After that, right click on your picture
Go down to Properties and highlight the address with the left mouse button
Then right click on that address and click copy
On the forum, click add reply
Then click the IMG button
In the address bar, click the cursor and then press CTRL V
Your picture address should appear there
Click the reply button now and your picture should appear

Easy eh?
 
I think Brian's has finished a bit distressed...

Aw, mine's so cute. He's smiling, and smoking a stogie and is titled 'Smoked Bacon'...
 
Well mine didnt look much like a pig - and I cant work out how to transport it onto here - but it was at the top, facing left, and had big ears and spots, and a curly tail. and a frighteningly accurate description of me.....
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better!



:lol:
 
http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/review.asp?id=11090

Oh, well, the forum is denied a masterpiece, it seems...
 
Holy pork scratchings! How'd you manage that, Missy Dom? What a clever girl you ARE! (No, no, don't you dare say what that makes me.) :D
 
Easy, Jon - I pasted the link you posted onto a browser, then right clicked on the picture, went down to properties & cut & paste the address of the picture.... ;) :D
 
... oh, neh, neh, bloody neh, neh, you li'l smartarse! :lol: As you can clearly see, even the most succinct directions lead to wrong turns and dead-ends with me - and that's just my driving, let alone computing! Thanks very much, Dom and Pee, for the help. I HAVE written the destructions down, so I can try to inflict other gems on the board from time to time. See, the genie is (almost) out of the bottle now!
 
Lol, sorry, wasn't trying to be a smartarse, honest!!! :shy: Had sepm time to kill anyway as poxy Wolves has been delayed half an hour.... :angry:
 
My pig (who, it must be noted, has an enormous tail) is not in the least distressed. The picture was taken by his owner from his helicopter when the friendly pig came out to see him off on his way to Aintree.
 
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