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Midges!

You both must be moorish!!! :angy: :eek:

I was talking to a neighbour( lives 4 doors down she came over, I was doing my front garden) today she had this huge love bite on her neck.

I said.....

"what the hell you been doing, you have a huge bite on your neck"

she said.....

"Oh yes was the other night"

I said......

"if he's really that hungry I would take a pkt or maybe box of crisp to bed with you the next time, or a cheese sarnie"............. :laughing: :suspect:
 
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