Midges!
- Thread starter Aldaniti
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trudij
Senior Jockey
Me too Helen - and it drives me nuts.... ###### things!!
Merlin the Magician
At the Start
You both must be moorish!!! :angy: 
I was talking to a neighbour( lives 4 doors down she came over, I was doing my front garden) today she had this huge love bite on her neck.
I said.....
"what the hell you been doing, you have a huge bite on your neck"
she said.....
"Oh yes was the other night"
I said......
"if he's really that hungry I would take a pkt or maybe box of crisp to bed with you the next time, or a cheese sarnie"............. :laughing: :suspect:
I was talking to a neighbour( lives 4 doors down she came over, I was doing my front garden) today she had this huge love bite on her neck.
I said.....
"what the hell you been doing, you have a huge bite on your neck"
she said.....
"Oh yes was the other night"
I said......
"if he's really that hungry I would take a pkt or maybe box of crisp to bed with you the next time, or a cheese sarnie"............. :laughing: :suspect: