Mobile Ringtones

simmo

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I was on the poor person's taxi the other day when my mobile went off, on completing the call the ned/chav type sitting next to me said:

Ned: "here big yin, whit wiz that choon by the way?"
Simmo (in deepest, gruffest, don't even think about stealing my phone or I'll cut your head off voice): "it was Moonlight Sonata"
Ned: "Whit?"
Simmo: "Moonlight Sonata. Beethoven."
Ned: "Beethoven aye? That wiz sound by the way, ah'm gauny huftae score that"

So you heard it here first, if you start hearing neds/chavs using Beethoven ringtunes on their mobiles, I'm afraid it was my fault.
 
At least he didn't think Moonlight Sonata was related to Frank or that Beethoven wasn't the eponymous canine movie star.
 
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