Mrs Gumby Is Dead

My thoughts are with her family at this time, particularly her parents.
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Why do you two have to include those bulging eyed emoticons. Have you no respect. Pair of pricks.
 
She could get the soap residue off the inside of the shower like no other. Respect where it's due, please.
 
Originally posted by an capall@Dec 23 2006, 06:44 PM
Never liked her. Nosey woman, always looking into HT's sock drawer when he wasn't around.
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Rumour has it that HT was planning to leave some of his month old pants and socks in that drawer. :blink: Poor women, what a way to go. :confused:
 
and even with her one eye, she could still iron dead straight tram lines down his Y fronts :blink:
 
Cause of death was 'misadventure' although there was a rumour circulating that she had been embalmed while still alive. Her husband was reminiscing earlier about how, when he first met her, he was 30 and she was only 20. Her brother apparently accused him of being a paedophile and when he went home and told his mother this she retorted "You can see his point Oddbin. When you're 137 she'll only be 127". Coincidence or what?
 
There are a couple of forum members busily embalming themselves while still alive, HT, so she'd be in august company.
 
That will be some pair of shoes ( size 11's I believe ) to fill. Been doing the cleaning for the past 96 years apparently.
 
I understand, Mrs Gumby had a wooden leg. This was the result of an accident in HT's barn which involved a vat of grapes, some oilve oil and a combine harvester. Mrs Gumby stuck a very large fluffy slipper on the end of her stump in the shape of an overweight sheepdog. I believe this was a Christmas present from HT back in 1978. I am not sure if HT gave her both slippers or kept the other one himself. Rumour has it HT was caught trying to teach a slipper to round up sheep although this has never been confirmed.

There was also a strong rumour Mrs Gumby suffered from a bad case of woodworm in her stump towards the end. This combined with her excessive flatulance, evidently caused the wood worm to be blown around the house on many occasions. I understand during dinner parties, which Mrs Gumby frequently acted as a silver service waitress, the woodworm (which she desperately tried to disguise as black pepper) caused some of HT's guests distress when they could be seen moving slowly across the home made haddock bake. :blink:
 
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