My Cat Being Attacked

[Bar the Bull]

My gorgeous ginger cat is being lured into the house of another by what can only be described as a feline seductress. Not only does my cat (blinded by desire) get lured into a house which is littered with broken bottles of Sancerre (the owner gets very angry when his team lose at rugby), but he also gets attacked by the ginger cat.

How should I deal with it?

 

[BrianH]

Report the ginger cat to the Bar Council

 

[krizon]

Surely one does not wish one's cat to habituate the abodes of Sancerre drinkers? Buy your neighbour some decent plonk, so that retrieving the lustful beast is less of a social embarrassment.

 

[PDJ]

Give it a couple of months and the Sancerre will be in brum anyway!!