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Phil Waters
Guest
I walk up the stairs in the den and I am faced with the four dragons. I am carrying a long wooden box, about the size of a machine gun.
The dragons joke that they hope I don't have a machine gun inside and the guy on my far right (as I face them) puts his hands up and jokingly states, "It wasn't me Your Honour!"
The others laugh. I laugh too.
The Aussie guy says "Ok, in your own time Rambo". The others laugh louder.
I don't laugh.
I open the long wooden box, about the size of a machine gun, and remove the item from within. It's a machine gun. I point it at the Aussie guy and shoot his smug Aussie face off. Then, I shoot the other three in their heads and faces.
The presenter guy with the funny eye comes up the stairs and I shoot him as well. Then I shoot the crew.
I then go home.
The dragons joke that they hope I don't have a machine gun inside and the guy on my far right (as I face them) puts his hands up and jokingly states, "It wasn't me Your Honour!"
The others laugh. I laugh too.
The Aussie guy says "Ok, in your own time Rambo". The others laugh louder.
I don't laugh.
I open the long wooden box, about the size of a machine gun, and remove the item from within. It's a machine gun. I point it at the Aussie guy and shoot his smug Aussie face off. Then, I shoot the other three in their heads and faces.
The presenter guy with the funny eye comes up the stairs and I shoot him as well. Then I shoot the crew.
I then go home.
