My Enjoyment Of Punchestown On Tv Is Being Ruined.

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By that fecking Greenhill Finance advert that seems to be on in every ad break :angy: What is wrong with those people? Why can't they talk normally? Are they aliens? Why do they talk really slowly and deliberately as if they're addressing a group of toddlers? I thought no advert could annoy me more than the Ocean Finance one of the smug git stuck on a desert island but this has surpassed it :rant:
 
Best this morning was when they were doing the preview for today and cut off to an ad as Sean Boyce was interviewing one of the bookmakers!
 
:laughing: Griffin, there's only one ad more stomach-churning, and it's that fecker Barry Scott with his bleedin' Sillet Bang or whatever it is. I actually nearly fell off the sofa the first time he bellowed his little scrote-arsed way onto the screens, and now I just put all the ads on mute as soon as they start. Then I can hurl abuse at the goddam dwarf without losing my hearing. :rant:
 
Barry Scott's Clit Bang Kri?

"Bang and the dirt is gone" seems to be a theory adopted by the gangs of Nottingham in recent years.
 
You're both very naughty boys - not least because both lines were done last year! :laughing: I'd quite like those Nottingham gangs to have a little 'word' with Barry, Martin - as in 'the last word'!
 
Was in the pub a couple of weeks ago watching the footy on big screen. Half time, cue adverts, first one up was " I challenge churchill" at which point I just bellowed out loud "to feck off". Gets up my nose, but as Kri does, I just mute as soon as adverts come on.
 
It is quite nice to put rude words into their mouths, though, Dave, or make up a Monty Pythonlike script! (If one has absolutely nothing more interesting to do, of course!)
 
Originally posted by Griffin@Apr 26 2007, 03:39 PM
By that fecking Greenhill Finance advert that seems to be on in every ad break :angy: What is wrong with those people? Why can't they talk normally? Are they aliens? Why do they talk really slowly and deliberately as if they're addressing a group of toddlers? I thought no advert could annoy me more than the Ocean Finance one of the smug git stuck on a desert island but this has surpassed it :rant:
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My thoughts exactly - zombified staff
 
There is one trainers advert that annoys me no end , the one that tries to be profound with the American voiceover and the bloke ends up in San Francisco - shows how crap it is I can't remember which brand it is for .
 
The one I have to turn off at the moment is for a bathroom air freshener (I refuse to publicise the brand) that features a nauseating little boy sitting on the toilet shouting "It's all gone, it's all gone".

I hate it so much that I have to mute the TV and put Ceefax on (in case I start to lip-read it).

By the way, from the title, I thought this thread was going to be about Dessie Scahill's awful commentaries.
 
The Lynx adverts with the "added boom whacka boom boom" [or whatever it is] drive me potty - and they're seemingly shown in every ATR break!
 
Originally posted by Relkeel@Apr 27 2007, 07:08 PM
The one I have to turn off at the moment is for a bathroom air freshener (I refuse to publicise the brand) that features a nauseating little boy sitting on the toilet shouting "It's all gone, it's all gone".
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Agreed 100% Relkeel What a horrendous advert seeing a little boy sitting on the bog holding his nose :angy:
 
Relks - Dessie's commentaries have the same effect on me as the poo has on the little kid! Both should be consigned to lavatorial oblivion! Yeah, Shadz, what a ridiculous set of ads those are. I'd have thought they'd put anyone OFF buying the product, if they thought they'd be beset by those cackling madwomen!
 
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