rorydelargy
At the Start
Watched the wonderful "Earl" last night and continue to marvel at its simple genius. Currently Earl is serving time for Joy's crime and Randy misses being with him so tries to get arrested. Cue conversation between Randy and Joy:
Joy: you don't go to jail just for slapping a cop; and anyway what do you think the odds are on you being sent to the same prison as Earl?
Randy: Seven?
Joy: Seven what?
Randy: Seven going to prisons?
Joy: Now that doesn't even make sense!
Randy: Twelve?
Crabman: My uncle slapped a cop and spent ten years in the penitentiary; guess what colour he was?
Randy: Lucky? No, wait, lucky's not a colour.
Joy: you don't go to jail just for slapping a cop; and anyway what do you think the odds are on you being sent to the same prison as Earl?
Randy: Seven?
Joy: Seven what?
Randy: Seven going to prisons?
Joy: Now that doesn't even make sense!
Randy: Twelve?
Crabman: My uncle slapped a cop and spent ten years in the penitentiary; guess what colour he was?
Randy: Lucky? No, wait, lucky's not a colour.