Never Cooking Again

[Phil Waters]

I absolutely hate cooking. I even hate other people cooking. I hate washing up. I hate other people washing up. I only enjoy the eating part. I want to just eat and never cook or wash up ever again.

It is so annoying having to do things just to enjoy a fantastic meal. I want to just go somewhere and eat.

Can it be done?

 

[Sara]

Easy Phil. There are asylums for such as yourself. They are called 'hotels'.
You can also try their smaller versions, called 'restaurants' or 'cafes'

Someone has to cook in them, but except for a few 'ethnic' versions there is no requirement to actually watch the cooking process

 

[Euronymous]

Cnut that he is, i bet Phil objects to paying as well.

 

[Phil Waters]

Damn straight.