New Contender For Arse Of The Year

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Colin Phillips

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After his performance on ATR2 this afternoon, Matt Chapman emerges as a very serious challenger for Tommo in any future ARSE competitions.
When the hell is he going to finish that sweet he is sucking, what an Arse!

Colin
 
I agree.

Matt Chapman is certainly a new arse on the block, but he needs to progress a bit before he can challenge the true greats in his field - Thompson, Stevenson and Carson.
 
Oh, he hasn't even passed his stalls test yet! He does sound as if his mouth is constantly full of vast quantities of saliva, though, which is rather unattractive. But he's probably only going to end up in handicap class, to be honest. Tommo is pure Classics by a country mile.
 
There's no doubt if he is continued to be given the opportunities he could become a truely great arse in time.
He can't contain himself now as apparently Martin Pipe now has named a horse 'Get On'.
 
I hear Chapman will figure in forthcoming publications of ''Dark Arses for 2005'' annuals.

Definitely merits an Arseform rating of 100 plus, with a big A next to it.

An exciting prospect, who could become one of the leading arses of the 21st century.
 
No - a squiggle is confined to arses who can be surprisingly intelligent on occasions - Plunkett has a squiggle
 
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