Nigella Lawson..

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Friend of mine works on the production side of her new program - Nigella Express - told me she's about 40 stone now and bigger than Dawn French - they use special mirrors and cameras to make her look normal. I didn't believe him but then I saw how many chocolate chips she put in her cookie mixture - fat bitch! :D
 
Even if she was righteously slim and a knockout in the sack all i`d be able to think about whilst porking was in progress would be her feck ugly dad.
 
She was on telly the other week and I happened to say to Mrs O, "Who's she?"

My wife told me it was Ms Lawson.

"Is that who all the fuss is about?" I asked.

"Why?"

"'Cos she's not up to much, is she?"

Obviously just not my type :rolleyes:
 
In an age of stick insect women though, it is nice to watch a voluptuous lady shove all that forbidden stuff into her mouth.
 
Originally posted by an capall@Oct 16 2007, 10:59 AM
In an age of stick insect women though, it is nice to watch a voluptuous lady shove all that forbidden stuff into her mouth.
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While I'd have to admit to a definite preference for 'slim'n'shapely' women, some more voluptuous types can be very sexy and it's nice to see a woman getting wired into a right good meal rather than picking away at it.
 
Originally posted by an capall@Oct 16 2007, 06:35 PM
Victoria Beckham or Nigella Lawson?
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That's like one of those questions your mates ask you after a few pints:

"If someone put a gun to your head and forced you to sh@g a bloke or a dug, which would you sh@g?"

They just won't accept the answer 'neither'.

Now Myleene Klasse...
 
Caught the last five minutes of this whilst waiting for Dragon's Den. Ugh!!! Does the woman ever not have that horrendous fake plastic grin plastered on her face?! If I didn't know better I'd have thought she was her Spitting Image puppet.
 
Originally posted by Shadow Leader@Nov 19 2007, 09:04 PM
Does the woman ever not have that horrendous fake plastic grin plastered on her face?!
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Hmmm.... Spends her days doing something she enjoys, is married to one of the richest men in the country, has two lovely children ... plastic fake smile or not, I reckon she's having the last laugh....


PS - and she's managed not to let three personal tragedies (the deaths of her husband, mother and sister from cancer) overwhelm her.

So she's a few pounds overweight? So what!
 
Originally posted by Desert Orchid@Oct 16 2007, 11:15 PM
"If someone put a gun to your head and forced you to sh@g a bloke or a dug, which would you sh@g?"
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Personally I like to go for the old "How much for you to let Jimmy Saville ###### in yer gob?"
 
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