Nutters, Freaks And Weirdos

uncle goober

uncle goober

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This forum is made up entirely of nutters, freaks and wierdos.

I also note that Racing when

i) viewed from within bookmakers establishments

ii) commented upon within this forum or the letters pages of The Raging Boast,

iii) attended at the racetrack

appears to attract more than the average streets worth compliment of nutters, freaks and wierdos.

I wonder who can shed more light on this matter in an intelligent manner, but as 95% of the public are thick, its safe to assume that at least that amount of forumites fall into this category.

Perhaps Auntie K, who is a nutter, but not in the 95% of stupid, could help with one of her essays.

The question is; nutter, freak or wierdo , which one are you ?

I am a freak and I've been a member since 2005.
 
I'm one of the 5%.
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As a member of the forum you're still a nutter , freak or wierdo regardless of your position within the 95/5. By claiming to be one of the 5% and failing to answer the question you show with incredible speed that you are in fact one of the 95%
 
I wouldn't like to say which group I belong to but I can sure as hell testify that there are plenty on here who aren't just nutters, they're f*cking pyscho-loony bins.
 
PDJ, I am pleased that you realise this now. But the planets prospects havent changed significantly during your partners pregnancy have they. 95%

SL , You're a nutter. Everybody knows that. 95%
 
I am a Freak.

Intelligent, good-looking and funny.

Anyone who disagrees with this is either a weirdo or a nutter.
 
Uncle Goober, as our paths are sure to cross again one day (although I am convinced you are now avoiding me) :D I would like you to personally pick my category, but remember, whilst making your selection our paths will definitely cross and punishment will be handed out according to your selection. :suspect:
 
Hmm, says a lot for the perpetrator of this thread that whilst accusing 95% of the public of being thick he is singularly unable to spell the word "weirdo" :suspect: :P
 
I'm sorry to see that several apostrophes are MIA, too. In fact, 'Uncle Goober's' post is so riddled with errors, I don't think it's by him. I think his avatar and username have been hijacked by that professional crazed loon Phil Waters, nearly catatonic with the horror of being pleasant to customers, now desperately craving and courting controversy.

However, as I am perfect in every way, I stand outside of any vulgar attempt at common categorisation. And alone, I see... :suspect: ... hello? Hello? No, just as I thought. Utterly unique. Perfection personified.
 
Except for the superfluous use of "utterly." No need for any other word before "unique." 6.5/10.
 
Having thought long and hard about this for the past ten seconds, I have decided.
I am a nutter. With weirdo tendancies.
 
Four children, three dogs, ten cats, four rats and a hamster so I guess that makes me a weirdo.
 
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