Paul Burrell

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And then people say there's never anything on TV. I'm firewalled off the link, but it was hugely entertaining.
 
He was nearly as good when he had to parachute in to the jungle - crapped himself & then came over all macho to the others. Shame JSP was evicted last night - the Burrell baiting has been hugely entertaining.
 
I must admit that seeing Paul Burrell on the show made it cringeworthy but watchable. Janet Street Porter just got on my nerves. Watching Paul eating the bugs last night when he nearly vomited must have made the Royal Family chuckle as he certainly gave away a few of their secrets whilst he was in there. Paul even managed to crunch his way through a kangeroo testicle at the end of this particular trial and how he managed not to chuck up, gag or both was quite some feat. Like him or hate him, it took some testicles to eat those! :confused:
 
Which brings me to that joke!!! sorry I have posted it before but its a classic and fits the thread to a tee?
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An English couple on holiday in Seville stopped at a local restaurant following a day's sight seeing. While sipping their drinks, they noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

They asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor!! senorita!!, you have excellent taste! Those are a local speciality, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a true delicacy!"

Momentarily daunted, the couple decided, when in Spain, do as the Spanish do and the man said, "What the heck, we're on holiday! Bring us the same please!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry sir. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!

The next morning, they returned, reserved their dish, and sure enough that evening they were served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, the man called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"


The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Si Senor. Sometimes de bull wins."
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