Premiership Wish List For 2005

[Diamond Geezer]

Carlton Cole: New roasting tin

Ray Parlour: His and Hers chequebook

Cristiano Ronaldo: Stabilisers

Arsene Wenger: David Blunkett’s dog

Graeme Le Saux: David Blunkett

Ron Atkinson: A bigger shovel

Robert Pires: Snorkel and flippers

Pascal Cygan: One-way Eurostar ticket

Joey Barton: Ashtray

Robbie Savage: Barbie doll

Joseph Desire Job: A job

Craig Bellamy: A muzzle

Lee Bowyer: Christmas at the Kumars

Meteja Kezman: Goalscoring for Dummies

Lee Hendrie: Puberty

Wayne Rooney: Shrek pyjamas and lunch box

Ivan Campo: Juggling balls and a unicycle

El Hadji Diouf: Bob Carolgees

 

[PDJ]

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