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Aldaniti

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You can keep your caviar (tastes gross) & your oysters (tastes like congealed snot)

I have spent the last five mins scraping out the last smears of a cake mixture from the mixing bowl,

Lovely :ninja::whistle:
 
I've alway thought eating oysters was like swallowing snot too!

Snails, frogs legs, sweetbreads, foie gras, caviar - happily eat till I'm sick though!
 
Last time I checked, that wasnt called snot....

Im not a fan of oysters either - dont mind snails though its a long time since i had them.


Cake mix is the best though !!
 
I've never tried oysters. I don't see the point of swallowing something without tasting it. Sounds like it's the king's wonderful suit of clothes. What purpose would eating oysters serve if you don't actually taste them? Is there any nutritional value in them?

Give me a rare fillet steak any day.
 
Oysters can be lightly masticated before being swallowed, DO. Lovely with a squeeze of fresh lemon juice and a dash of Tabasco sauce on them. Anything salty tastes of snot, which, according to Delia, is best served rolled into tiny balls and served on mini-bagels with a dob of cream cheese.

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Picking his nose like mad -
He rolled it into little balls,
And flicked them at his Dad. (A sweet little rime wot my Mummy tort me.)
 
Its the texture that makes the difference between being able to swallow salty things for me - oysters are the same texture as phlegm.... BARF !!!!

other salty things I can swallow quite happily :)
 
Or food hell!


Piers Morgan 'strips' for Burger King

Monday, June 15 2009, 09:15 BST
By Mayer Nissim, Entertainment Reporter
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WENN

Piers Morgan has been unveiled as the star of an advertisement for Flame, a new scent from Burger King.
The fast food company will join with retailer Selfridges to sell the product for £4.99, the Daily Mail reports
The poster campaign features Morgan's head on a model's half-naked body wearing a chunky Burger King medallion.
The tagline on the image reads: "The scent of seduction. With a hint of flame-grilled meat."
A Burger King spokesman said: "It's a very manly smell. It's a real change from the his-and-hers type scents.
"It's well known that certain foods can increase your libido. Flame has a hint of grilled beef but that has quite masculine connotations. It is almost like a pheromone."
 
Maybe certain foods do increase a man's libido but Piers Morgan wearing nothing but a smile and reeking of burgers would certainly decrease a woman's libido!
 
Probably depends whether anyone is crass enough to put another interpretation on "licking the bowl"............
 
I thought men's libidos were permanently increased? They can pong of WD-40, drained sump oil, white spirit and emulsion, creosote, vindaloo and 5-day armpits and still expect their sweaty ardour to be welcomed by freshly-showered and perfumed females.
 
I'm spending part of my holidays this year in the Ile D'Oleron. A factor in the selection of this destination is that it is one of the prime oyster producing areas in France. One of the nearby restaurants to where we are staying has an Oyster menu - four courses of oysters.

Déclinaison d'huîtres
35 €
3 huîtres spéciales n°3
Salade d'huîtres panées aux agrumes
Velouté d'huîtres au pineau
Risotto d'huîtres lardées au jambon de pays
Dessert au choix sur la carte

And this seems to be the local equivalent of McDonalds ...

http://www.la-criee.fr/emporter.html
 
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