Ratings Question - Has Bar The Bull Improved?

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He picks up his stuff and leaves these fine isles and now he reckons hes better then all of us. I hope the aussies treat him like the blow in that he is. Hes just another all talking travelling Paddy in my book. but....

Has he improved himself for it?
 
Reasons why I have not improved over here:

It is a cultural vacuum.
I am devoid of a decent bunch of lads over here, with whom to banter. Therefore, my wisecracking isn't as sharp as in days of old.
I mainly knock around with females, who in spite of the fact that they have breasts, are less funny than the hairier sex.
 
I remeber a few years ago I decided to do transition year in school because all the "right" birds were. Two days in we were heading for class after sitting outside chatting and one of them started talking about their period....

I said, "hello, I'm still here".
"Oh its o.k, your one of us now" and she hugged me......

I left transition year the same day. It was not the transition I was looking for.

For Gods sake Barry, Come home!!
 
That sounds like a harrowing tale, Gar. I would have more sympathy if you hadn't used "Hello" at the start of a sentence in that way, however.

It's a fine line trying to balance the desire to have a bit of craic with the lads with a desire to get into a girl or girls. Once I am back in London, I will be supping with the old posse in The Bedford, racing with the boys every month or so and going for weekends away to Munich, Barcelona with the Dublin lads for top banter.

In the meantime, you'll have to make do with my substandard humour. If the forum would prefer me to stop posting until I have my form back, so be it. I am a man of the people, after all.
 
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