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Reason To Laugh

The B375 (the road bang outside Thorpe Park) is well known as a place where Ferrari franchise garage and another Prestige car garage go for a quick spin. Surpriesed it took so long for something like this.
 
It was, apparently, driven by the garage mechanic, while using his mobile phone: "Yeah, Jace? Jace? Yeah, mate, guess what I'm drivin'? Only a 'kin Veyron, innit? Yeah, the throttle's been stickin' a bit, so I'm giving' it a quick run to see whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........."
 
Odds on to be on Top Gear on Sunday night.....

I often wondered - when spending that much on building a car (they cost over £4 million to build) why do you give it a name that makes it sound like a brand of bleach?
 
I could easily win that bet - just not this weekend unfortunately.

Top Gear is on in many, many places this weekend - BBC2 just doesn't happen to be one of them.

There are no fewer than 6 episodes on UKTV Gold - however, none of the Sunday episodes will feature a Veyron.

Last weekend, it was in 2 of them :brows:
 
To the tune of 'Da-doo-ron-ron'

I drove it on a Monday
And my heart stood still,
The Veyron-ron-ron, the Veyron-ron.

Ohhhh! The Veyron-ron!
My heart is gone to
The Veyron-ron!

I crashed it on a Tuesday
And can't foot the bill,
The Veyron's gone-gone, the Veyron's gone...

Ohhhh! The Veyron's gone!
The Veyron's gone, gone,
The Veyron's gone!

cry
 
Is that the second one to have been trashed in about a week? There was an item on the news a few days (a week?) ago about a car very like the one in the article losing a fight with another car.

I'm pretty sure the driver was a woman.
 
We reserve the right to trash high-priced cars as well as Vauxhalls and Fords, you know. It's not just the preserve of careless male drivers any more.
 


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