Mick/Rebekah - why, they could be twins! Brilliant - I just love the way imaginative minds get these things out so fast.
It sure enough stinks of protective hand-holding under the table by government, police, and powerful media - oh, yes, let's phone up and ask her if it'll be convenient for us to pop round after croissants and coffee and pick her up. Say we've arrested her (laughter) and want to, er, question her. You know, who does her hair, where she buys her clothes, does she think Prada is still on trend, yadda-yadda. The select committee (more laughter) can go play with itself in the meantime, and all of us will be receiving lifetime subs to Sky, and some very nice presents in brown envelopes, lads. (Applause. cries of hear, hear, followed by first verse of 'Advance, Australia Fair'.)