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All this talk of Salmond and Sturgeon.

Makes me want to dust down some of my fish jokes.

What do you call a haddock in a tie? Sofishticated.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning, ladies.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut off his nose.

[QUOTE="Bar the Bull, post: 2469881, member: 64931"] All this talk of Salmond and Sturgeon. Makes me want to dust down some of my fish jokes. What do you call a haddock in a tie? Sofishticated. What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning, ladies. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut off his nose. [/QUOTE]

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