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I was sitting here reading the latest self-help thread when a thought crossed my mind...

Whats so appealing about the old reliable?

Do we ever move on from your ex-partners? When a fuck buddy says no, should it shock you? Why does it feel a good idea to get back with a girl you have already ditched? When you get into bed with a girl at 5am fuelled with liqueur and she says "Don’t try anything" and your only response is "Don’t flatter yourself" is it because your using a defence mechanism to not put yourself on the line? Do we look to go back to the old reliable because we don’t want to put our ego on the line? Do we settle for once felt good because we wont risk what might feel good?
 
Gearoid said:
I was sitting here reading the latest self-help thread when a thought crossed my mind...

When you get into bed with a girl at 5am fuelled with liqueur and she says "Don’t try anything" and your only response is "Don’t flatter yourself"

this happened to me saturday night, i thought it was just me, didnt realise this is a well used phrase. never mind, shes nothing special.
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Gearoid said:
Whats so appealing about the old reliable?
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It`s just easy and you don`t have to go through all the early dating bollocks. The woman who`s my current fuck buddy is someone I dated seriously in the late 90`s. It`s just for sex now and the funny thing is now she`s in her 30s she`s rampant in the sack whereas it took me ten months to bed her in 1997 when we originally started going out. The sex is better than ever but I think I`ve acquired a hernia in the process.
 
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It`s just easy and you don`t have to go through all the early dating bollocks. The man who`s my current fuck buddy is someone I dated seriously in the late 90`s. It`s just for sex now and the funny thing is now he`s in his 30s he`s rampant in the sack whereas it took me ten months to bed him in 1997 when we originally started going out. The sex is better than ever but I think I`ve acquired a hernia in the process.
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Your sick !!!! :D
 
I don`t actually think the hernia has been caused by the sex as i`m a lazy fecker and prefer her on top doing the work. I`ll have to get it checked out though I suppose.
 
Your replies were all greatfully appreciated. If I did have a point when I originally posted it might have been:

Who do we move onto when the fuck buddy says no?

I felt a sense of pride on her part for (possibly) finally moving on. Then I got turned down trying to start something new and realised why I was going back to the old reliable in the first place! Its no strings, no effort, no regrets in the morning sex.Then I got back talking to an ex-girlfriend but to bed her I would have to get back with her but then I realised why I broke up with her.

I'm starting to go into a Warbler post so lets summarise:

Saturday 21.00
Start of a bender
Monday 00.24
Turned down by fuck buddy. Oh dear, lets move on.....
Monday 12.30
Start texting ex-girlfiend.
Monday 16.30
Moment of Clarity - Think I'm ready to get back with her, she seems keen...
Monday 22.00
Jesus man - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING - NEVER GO BACK
Monday 22.05
Staring considering that the girlf Im out with is the one....
Tuesday 05.00
"Dont try anything", "Dont flatter yourself......" Oh dear time to move on.....
Tuesday 16.38
Unsure of next move..... Turns to the forum who seem keen on self-help threads...
 
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Crikey, Gearoid - sure you haven't become an honourary woman?! :p

You're sounding a little like a cross between Carrie Bradshaw and Bridget Jones! :D ;)
 
Gearoid said:
Saturday 21.00
Start of a bender
Monday 00.24
Turned down by fuck buddy. Oh dear, lets move on.....
Monday 12.30
Start texting ex-girlfiend.
Monday 16.30
Moment of Clarity - Think I'm ready to get back with her, she seems keen...
Monday 22.00
Jesus man - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING - NEVER GO BACK
Monday 22.05
Staring considering that the girlf Im out with is the one....
Tuesday 05.00
"Dont try anything", "Dont flatter yourself......" Oh dear time to move on.....
Tuesday 16.38
Unsure of next move..... Turns to the forum who seem keen on self-help threads...
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Classic stuff, Gearoid. :D

Getting back with the ex usually ends in tears, I've found.
 
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I had the (mis)fortune of running into one of my long-time ex's at Galway. After a bit of dancing and some liquid persuasion, let's just say we picked up where we left off. The same sequence of events occurred 3 or 4 times during the week. Anyway, now we're back in the "real world" and she's texted/rang me incessantly.

The situation is especially tricky given she still knows a fair few of my mates (mutual friends really) so telling her to fuck off completely is out of the question. She seems to be interested in "giving it another go" which is not at all my intention (nor did I ever her to believe it was). How should I deal with this clinger then?
 
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