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I don't want to have sex 0 times, let alone 'at least once'. I don't want sweaty sheets that have to be laundered every day, or even every two days. I don't want someone suddenly yelling out 'Oh, Christ, my back's gone!' just as we get to the interesting bit. I don't want someone lolling all over me, preventing me from rolling around at will, and having to remove inert body parts before I do so. I don't want heavy breathing followed by loud snoring and the occasional shout of "Doreen! Doreen!". I don't want someone else trying to get to the lav at 3.00 am. I certainly don't want to be awake in the morning, pretending to be asleep and hoping to be brought a cup of tea, knowing that my bedmate is doing the same sly thing. <_<

I am 15.

<blockquote data-quote="krizon" data-source="post: 2078132" data-attributes="member: 64950">I don&#039;t want to have sex 0 times, let alone &#039;at least once&#039;.&nbsp; I don&#039;t want sweaty sheets that have to be laundered every day, or even every two days.&nbsp; I don&#039;t want someone suddenly yelling out &#039;Oh, Christ, my back&#039;s gone!&#039; just as we get to the interesting bit.&nbsp; I don&#039;t want someone lolling all over me, preventing me from rolling around at will, and having to remove inert body parts before I do so.&nbsp; I don&#039;t want heavy breathing followed by loud snoring and the occasional shout of &quot;Doreen!&nbsp; Doreen!&quot;.&nbsp; I don&#039;t want someone else trying to get to the lav at 3.00 am.&nbsp; I certainly don&#039;t want to be awake in the morning, pretending to be asleep and hoping to be brought a cup of tea, knowing that my bedmate is doing the same sly thing.&nbsp;&nbsp; &lt;_&lt; I am 15.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="krizon, post: 2078132, member: 64950"] I don't want to have sex 0 times, let alone 'at least once'. I don't want sweaty sheets that have to be laundered every day, or even every two days. I don't want someone suddenly yelling out 'Oh, Christ, my back's gone!' just as we get to the interesting bit. I don't want someone lolling all over me, preventing me from rolling around at will, and having to remove inert body parts before I do so. I don't want heavy breathing followed by loud snoring and the occasional shout of "Doreen! Doreen!". I don't want someone else trying to get to the lav at 3.00 am. I certainly don't want to be awake in the morning, pretending to be asleep and hoping to be brought a cup of tea, knowing that my bedmate is doing the same sly thing. <_< I am 15. [/QUOTE]

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