BrianH
At the Start
I'm grateful to the Guardian's Diary for the following information.
MI5 (mission: to protect the UK) is looking for people with discretion, reliability, advanced organisational skills, personal integrity and at least four GCSEs to become administrative assistants to "combat espionage, counter terrorist threats and preserve the nation's security". It is prepared to pay them, in central London, in the region of £15,700 a year.
McDonald's (mission: flog hamburgers) is looking for dynamic, service-oriented people with at leat two GCSEs to join its shift management teams. It is prepared to pay them in central Trowbridge, Wilts (or, if they prefer, Melksham, Wilts) including bonuses, in the region of £15,000 a year.
MI5 (mission: to protect the UK) is looking for people with discretion, reliability, advanced organisational skills, personal integrity and at least four GCSEs to become administrative assistants to "combat espionage, counter terrorist threats and preserve the nation's security". It is prepared to pay them, in central London, in the region of £15,700 a year.
McDonald's (mission: flog hamburgers) is looking for dynamic, service-oriented people with at leat two GCSEs to join its shift management teams. It is prepared to pay them in central Trowbridge, Wilts (or, if they prefer, Melksham, Wilts) including bonuses, in the region of £15,000 a year.