Some Daughters Do 'ave Them...

krizon

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Fair enough, she's half-Irish, so I make constant allowances, but I just went in to say goodnight to the Ancient Mater, and noticed that her watch was 15 minutes fast. "Your watch is running fast," I said, helpfully undoing it (her eyes aren't too good at furtling about with the strap) and correcting it. "Oh, yes, it is," she said, "I've set it fast because it was running slow."

But OF COURSE! Why didn't I think of that? :confused:
 
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Mr Grumpy Griffin sets his watch and his phone fifteen minutes fast too, but for different reasons. Something to do with him then tricking himself into thinking he's got a few more minutes to lay in bed without being later for work :huh:
 
I prefere that to Mrs Relkeel's pathetic way of trying to con herself into thinking she has had a lie-in.

She sets her alarm for 6.......then, when it goes off, she sets it again for 6.30......then 7........then presses "snooze" every 10 minutes before finally getting her lazy arse out of bed at about 7.45.

Ffs woman. Just set the alarm for the time you need to get up, then get up!

:angy: :angy: :angy: :angy:
 
Originally posted by Relkeel@Jul 5 2005, 08:39 PM
I prefere that to Mrs Relkeel's pathetic way of trying to con herself into thinking she has had a lie-in.

She sets her alarm for 6.......then, when it goes off, she sets it again for 6.30......then 7........then presses "snooze" every 10 minutes before finally getting her lazy arse out of bed at about 7.45.

Ffs woman. Just set the alarm for the time you need to get up, then get up!

:angy: :angy: :angy: :angy:
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Oooo I totally agree with that. I could murder Mr GG when he insists on pressing snooze every few minutes for an hour, thus depriving me also of that extra sleep :angy:
 
"her lazy arse"??????!!!!!!!!! Hmmmm.........methinks you've gotten that scenario the wrong way round, m'dear!!!! :D
 
I always set the alarm for the time I need to rise, but unfortunately I tap it on the head the second it starts, which means I'm still half-aslump. I snored on for a further 40 minutes before the last Brighton meeting, which meant a supersonic shower and dressing, very grumpily, and no time for tea! h:)
 
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