Lee Chater
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- Joined
- Oct 11, 2005
- Messages
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This is a submission I made recently on the joke section but I think would appeal to a few on here.
>>This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun
>>Newspaper...!! and passed on by a mate living abroad
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>>I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in Torry,
>>Aberdeen and one of my sisters is married to a guy from England. My
>>Father and Mother have recently been arrested for dealing crack
>>cocaine and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are
>>prostitutes..
>>
>>I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life
>>sentence in Peterhead Prison for the rape & murder of a teenage boy
>>in 1994, the other currently being held in Craiginches on-remand
>>centre on charges of incest with his three children.
>>
>>I have recently become engaged to marry a former Latvian prostitute
>>who indeed is still a part-time working girl in a brothel. However,
>>her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an
>>STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently
>>looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my
>>fiancée utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the
>>manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining
>>our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute it would
>>at least get them off the streets and
>>hopefully the heroin.
>>
>>My problem is this:
>>I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family
>>and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
>>...
>>...
>>...
>>...
>>...
>>...
>>Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being English?
>>This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun
>>Newspaper...!! and passed on by a mate living abroad
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>>I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in Torry,
>>Aberdeen and one of my sisters is married to a guy from England. My
>>Father and Mother have recently been arrested for dealing crack
>>cocaine and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are
>>prostitutes..
>>
>>I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life
>>sentence in Peterhead Prison for the rape & murder of a teenage boy
>>in 1994, the other currently being held in Craiginches on-remand
>>centre on charges of incest with his three children.
>>
>>I have recently become engaged to marry a former Latvian prostitute
>>who indeed is still a part-time working girl in a brothel. However,
>>her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an
>>STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently
>>looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my
>>fiancée utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the
>>manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining
>>our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute it would
>>at least get them off the streets and
>>hopefully the heroin.
>>
>>My problem is this:
>>I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family
>>and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
>>...
>>...
>>...
>>...
>>...
>>...
>>Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being English?