uncle goober
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Not normally one to be traumatised by anything less than a serious case of needless namedropping , teatime in the uncle goober household has left me a jibbering wreck, not to mention hungry.
Tescos didnt have any cheese and onion pasties the other day, so I chose the cheeve and chive slices instead.
On their retrieval from the oven one of the slices, in time honoured fashion, had split and spewed part of its contents ..... which clearly contained copious amounts of dead pig product.
As wronged consumers on watchdog are want to say , "imagine my horror".
Now I could have eaten the other one, but I didnt fancy it. So now I'm hungry.
Can I claim compensation from the government ?
Perhaps if I go on GMTV that nice Andrew Castle can ask me some leading questions or maybe have a photographer round to capture my scowling mush next to the offending pasty innards I can raise awareness and someone can start an appeal.
I would really like to meet Shilpa if possible.
Tescos didnt have any cheese and onion pasties the other day, so I chose the cheeve and chive slices instead.
On their retrieval from the oven one of the slices, in time honoured fashion, had split and spewed part of its contents ..... which clearly contained copious amounts of dead pig product.
As wronged consumers on watchdog are want to say , "imagine my horror".
Now I could have eaten the other one, but I didnt fancy it. So now I'm hungry.
Can I claim compensation from the government ?
Perhaps if I go on GMTV that nice Andrew Castle can ask me some leading questions or maybe have a photographer round to capture my scowling mush next to the offending pasty innards I can raise awareness and someone can start an appeal.
I would really like to meet Shilpa if possible.
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