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After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse supplied with PC's. They found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a psychological problem.

Some women reported that the mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands.

Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women. Various field tests have been carried out on the new design, here are some of the testimonials:

Julia from Nottingham: "It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be".

Susan from Croydon added: "I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle".

Heather from Scunthorpe: "I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one!!"

Mouse for women
 
One involving either a domestic appliance or something possible rather more rude . Was sure it would be one of the two
 
:lol:

As everyone who has met the immaculately turned out Aunty K will know that is an ironic posting
 
What's 'ironic' is 'the immaculately-turned out Auntie K'. That's it, a lifetime ban at Lingfield for you, young man. <_<
 
Finally I have found another radiator ironer. Shadow I thought there must be someone else out there that had figured this one out, mind you could be that I hate ironing and any alternative is a bonus.
 
Exactly....& I tell you what else, it doesn't just work with radiators!!!! :D I use a clothes airer & make sure everything is flat & straight when I hang it out - voila!!! I own a few pair of linen trousers too & they are terrible for creasing - hang them in the bathroom with the door shut when having a shower & the steam makes the creases fall out. :D
 
Drying: I take clothes, linen, everything, out of the washer/dryer in semi-dried form, smoothe them on the kitchen worktops, and then fold them flat, so that they then fully dry without creases. Or they get hung on the airer, where there's much less likelihood of creasing than if fully dried in the dryer. (Why, I don't know, but it seems to happen that way.)

Bathroom basins: squirt a bit of toothpaste on your wash cloth and swirl it round the basin a few times, then rinse. Hey presto! No need to use a separate cloth and cleaner! Good on grubby grout or filler, too.

Lousy lemons: when they've sprouted mould, just shave the mouldy skin off, cut them in half and leave them in the fridge, where they absorb all odours until they've gone brown. Good by the loo and especially in the bottom of the rubbish bin/bag, too. Also good for squeezing, then wiping around, the kitchen sink: removes greasy spots and freshens it up a treat.

Grooming dogs and cats: if you slightly dampen their brush, the hairs stick to the brush instead of flying around, and can be more easily picked off and disposed of.

Moth repellent: any bits of lavender nicked from front gardens and parks, bunged straight into your wardrobes, AND cloves - especially those old, dried ones you forgot at the back of the kitchen cupboard! Also keeps out-of-season shoes fresh if you put a little in each before storing.
 
I still don't see how they preferred that woman with the beehive to you in the vac off for How Clean is Your House
 
It was the cameraman's fault, Arders. The producer got fed up with him shouting out "Hang on! If that fat bint's in close-up, I've got to change to a fish-eye!" every time I did a piece to camera. So vair, vair cruel, even if true.
 
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