Honest Tom
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- May 2, 2003
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Why is this not free please?
Teeth yellowing is an expensive process. Of course you can colour them yourself but this may take many years. Smoking rollups is one way but this could take up to 6 years. There are also many adverse side-effects to smoking rollups (e.g. yellow ceilings) and this can also cause a phemomena which is often referred to by health groups as "passive yellowing".
Do you have any famous clients?
Yes. Many TV and film celebrities have visited one of our parlours to have their teeth yellowed. Check out your tv newsreaders. If their teeth aren't pearly white then the likeliehood is they're among our clients. We are also teeth yellowers, by appointment, to The E. Dead Group (a very mysterious and clandestine organisation).
Do you do different shades of yellowing?
Yes. Autumn Sunset is our most requested shade.
What if I don't like the yellowing?
You can always take up rugby.
Do you yellow false teeth?
We are about to launch an overnight yellowing solvent for dentures called Dentustain.
My teeth are brown. Can I have them yellowed?
You would have to have them whitened first and then yellowed. This would be expensive as teeth whitening is a much more expensive process than teeth yellowing. On the plus side many teeth whiteners yellow teeth by mistake.
Teeth yellowing is an expensive process. Of course you can colour them yourself but this may take many years. Smoking rollups is one way but this could take up to 6 years. There are also many adverse side-effects to smoking rollups (e.g. yellow ceilings) and this can also cause a phemomena which is often referred to by health groups as "passive yellowing".
Do you have any famous clients?
Yes. Many TV and film celebrities have visited one of our parlours to have their teeth yellowed. Check out your tv newsreaders. If their teeth aren't pearly white then the likeliehood is they're among our clients. We are also teeth yellowers, by appointment, to The E. Dead Group (a very mysterious and clandestine organisation).
Do you do different shades of yellowing?
Yes. Autumn Sunset is our most requested shade.
What if I don't like the yellowing?
You can always take up rugby.
Do you yellow false teeth?
We are about to launch an overnight yellowing solvent for dentures called Dentustain.
My teeth are brown. Can I have them yellowed?
You would have to have them whitened first and then yellowed. This would be expensive as teeth whitening is a much more expensive process than teeth yellowing. On the plus side many teeth whiteners yellow teeth by mistake.
