Teneriffe

del boy

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Heading off to Teneriffe this Sunday, few lads away for a weeks craic.

Any recommendations in terms of what we should and should not do. Keep it clean...ish....
 
I have always found it a fine spot for mindfulness, rest, exercise and reflection. Nice jogging paths and yoga/meditation opportunities. Go vegan for a week, purge the toxins from your body, lose some excess weight. Avoid broadcast media and all forms of mobile comms. Renew your love for yourself. Refresh.
 
I went about 20 years ago.
Lineker's bar was good, they hand out free vouchers along the strip so keep going back for more. Just say some drunk moron knocked your last one over.
Avoid the African's selling cheap stuff, it's all a load of **** and avoid the con men playing which cup is the ball in, they will let a passer by win who's in on it and when you have a go you lose everytime. Keep away from the hookers also as they will steal your money upfront and then take you down a dark alley where the African guys will break your legs and you will spend the rest of the holiday in a wheelchair.
Other than that have a good time.
 
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