That's It, I Retire!

[PDJ]

My pension statement came through today. II could retire on a pension of £743 per year. Get in there! I'm quitting tomorrow! :lol:

Can I just add though, if I die, someone gets 60 grand! How much does it cost to fake your own death?

 

[BrianH]

Originally posted by PDJ@Feb 23 2006, 08:25 PM
How much does it cost to fake your own death?

Why not get Honest Tom to sort something out? I'm not sure that they deal in fakes though...

 

[Shadow Leader]

It's great, he's told me to prepare myself to be a kept woman now he's going to retire!

 

[Merlin the Magician]

If I was you I would keep turning around when walking....................

 

[Desert Orchid]

Originally posted by PDJ@Feb 23 2006, 08:25 PM
Can I just add though, if I die, someone gets 60 grand!

Your real name isn't George Bailey by any chance?

 

[PDJ]

:lol:

 

[ovverbruv]

He hasnt got a will either, ive told him if he leaves me his house and the life insurance ill fake his death for him

just keep him locked away and feed him crisps and wine

 

[PDJ]

I'm in for that!! None of that Blossom Hill shite though :lol:

Roast Beef Monster Munch are bacon Wotsits will be essential too.

 

[ovverbruv]

Bacon wotsits aren't made anymore, Roast beef monster munch are a given though. Was gonna give you blue nun to drink

 

[PDJ]

In that case, no deal.