The National Lottery

[Maurice]

I'm having a go at the lottery tonight. For once it's a value bet :lol:

Anyway, let's assume "It's me" tonight.

What should I do with my winnings? The more ridiculous-sounding they are, the more likely I am to take the advice.

 

[ovverbruv]

paraglide across a large city centre throwing out tenners from a bag

 

[Harbinger]

Buy Teofilo.

And Finsceal Beo.

And Celtic.

 

[Maurice]

Hmm, I'm not The Joker of the Batman stories. I'm more the eponymous hero of the Steve Miller - no relation to our own super hero Dosage Man, I presume - song The Joker fame:

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

So I won't be showering you all with tenners.

And I doubt £20m would buy any of Gareth's nominations. Well maybe Celtic.

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Originally posted by Maurice@Oct 14 2006, 06:37 PM
I'm having a go at the lottery tonight. For once it's a value bet :lol:

Anyway, let's assume "It's me" tonight.

What should I do with my winnings? The more ridiculous-sounding they are, the more likely I am to take the advice.

CHARITY..... MO, I'LL change my name over night to Charity!!!!......

 

[Harbinger]

Well maybe Celtic.

:lol:

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Nah its not meant to come to me then? the only prize I lifted was 2 numbers and a lucky star in the EURO LOTTERY which gives me a return of !!!!!wait for it!!! a drum roll!!!! £7-90p I'll invest it further in Fridays roll over £64 million WOW!!