The National Lottery

Maurice

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I'm having a go at the lottery tonight. For once it's a value bet :lol:

Anyway, let's assume "It's me" tonight.

What should I do with my winnings? The more ridiculous-sounding they are, the more likely I am to take the advice.
 
Hmm, I'm not The Joker of the Batman stories. I'm more the eponymous hero of the Steve Miller - no relation to our own super hero Dosage Man, I presume - song The Joker fame:

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love


So I won't be showering you all with tenners.

And I doubt £20m would buy any of Gareth's nominations. Well maybe Celtic.
 
Originally posted by Maurice@Oct 14 2006, 06:37 PM
I'm having a go at the lottery tonight. For once it's a value bet :lol:

Anyway, let's assume "It's me" tonight.

What should I do with my winnings? The more ridiculous-sounding they are, the more likely I am to take the advice.
CHARITY..... MO, I'LL change my name over night to Charity!!!!...... :rolleyes:
 
Nah its not meant to come to me then? the only prize I lifted was 2 numbers and a lucky star in the EURO LOTTERY which gives me a return of !!!!!wait for it!!! a drum roll!!!! £7-90p I'll invest it further in Fridays roll over £64 million WOW!! :rolleyes:
 
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