The Number Of The Beast

simmo

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Anyone doing anything special to celebrate today's (6/6/6) passing?

I suppose I might sacrifice a virgin or two whilst drinking goats blood, before whirling around and around my Ikea Garden Furniture naked, chanting various odes to "Satan" and his ilk.

Anyone got any clues at to where I might locate a virgin in this fine city of Glasgow?
 
When i return home from work this evening i`m sure i`ll be able to find some appropriate music for the occasion.
 
Originally posted by simmo@Jun 6 2006, 07:40 AM
Anyone got any clues at to where I might locate a virgin in this fine city of Glasgow?
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Edinburgh!!!

Mind you it also appears to be the aniversary of Warblers virgin post, and D- Day (spooky or what)
 
Quite right, too. It's time that bloody Emo was stopped.

Numerology would dismiss this triple-six nonsense right away as the date correctly expressed numerically is 06 06 2006, and in numerological terms that's 6 + 6 + 2 + (0 + 0) + 6 = 20 and 2 + 0 = 2. So today's 'number' is actually 2.
 
I had a particularly interesting ceremony.......

It was Vet day at Poleshill and two of the foals needed microchipping and blood drawn for Weathrbys id purposes.

Holding the BAHAMIAN BOUNTY colt while the vet drew the blood, the vet also managed to drag the needle over me, too, so I can tell you that my blood and the colt's blood were as one for a bit .... :unsure:

Who knows what may happen on Friday's full moon......... B)
 
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