The Use Of Porn On The Forum

"Pronographic"? What's that - people lying down? Funnily enough, my mother reminded me today - apropos of not a lot - that I was once a life model for some school of art. I'd forgotten that, and the bloke who took tasteful 'art' photos of me in Torquay. But I was vair young, slim, and not likely to frighten the horses in those days. Still, if we ever do a speciality calendar... :brows:
 
Originally posted by krizon@Feb 6 2007, 08:25 PM
"Pronographic"? What's that - people lying down? Funnily enough, my mother reminded me today - apropos of not a lot - that I was once a life model for some school of art. I'd forgotten that, and the bloke who took tasteful 'art' photos of me in Torquay. But I was vair young, slim, and not likely to frighten the horses in those days. Still, if we ever do a speciality calendar... :brows:
:lol:

Oops
 
Originally posted by BrianH+Feb 6 2007, 08:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BrianH @ Feb 6 2007, 08:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ardross@Feb 6 2007, 08:22 PM
Not if it is pronographic pictures of forumites :blink:
Would you like to buy some? [/b][/quote]
Not if they involve you and Mike Cattermole !
 
Didn't PDJ offer to show us his bum if Beefy didn't win the Gold Cup last year? That's as close this forum has got to being pornographic I think.
 
On last count I have..

1,756 clips involivng barely legal school spots days
1,236 clips involivng barely legal sleepovers
1,097 clips involivng Lucey visits the headmaster
1,019 clips involivng schoolgirls keeping it amongst the girls
962 clips involivng nylon shorts
761 clips involivng changing rooms
565 clips involivng rear view mirrors
153 clips involivng bollinger wine
56 clips involivng golf clubs and vaseline


I shant be sharing...
 
I am worried by this word involivng- does it involve the use of olive oil ? Gearoid enlighten us
 
Eeeowww... "So, can you fix it?"

"I'm sorry, sir, it seems like someone poured a lot of hand cream into the keyboard... "
 
In my defence I spelt it wrong once, I cut and pasted. Thats the problem with the youth today. Always go for the quick option. I'm surprises I've ever had sex at all....
 
Originally posted by Griffin@Feb 6 2007, 08:27 PM
Didn't PDJ offer to show us his bum if Beefy didn't win the Gold Cup last year? That's as close this forum has got to being pornographic I think.
I'm sure I could arrange a picture of Pauls arse, if there are enough requests.......
 
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