Things Culchies Love

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1 A nice bit of ham
2 Buttered biscuits
3 Diggin' Houles
4 Saying it's too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordions
11 Pretending to like Holy Week
12 A dinner dance
13 Getting' clattered in muck
14 Shania Twain
15 Heifers
16 Spittin' in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someone's "Opened a Book" on something
21 The smell of fresh dung
22 Slice-your-own loaf
23 Work clothes
24 A bottle of mineral
25 Fightin'
26 Puttin' on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball
28 Being overweight
29 Weemin wha resemble Heifers
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae
31 Drink driving
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying
36 Building walls
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick
41 Shouting "Yeeeeeoooo" when something good happens
42 Mohammed Ali
43 Machinery
44 Strange uppy-downy walks
45 A good "fuckin'" read of Irelands Own
46 A good fuckin'
47 Scandal, as long as it's about other people
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin
49 Soda farls
50 Soda farts
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it
52 Givin' the dog the wildest baytins
53 Givin' the wife the wildest baytins
54 The Ra
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds
61 Whingin'
62 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead
63 Sponge 'n Custirt
64 TK Red Lemonade
 
Thanks Guys!

Sorry - it's definitely Friday and I am being utterly thick.

And at the risk of offending at least 50% of those on here, I am obviously having either/or:

A 'Senior' moment
A 'Blond' moment (even tho' I'm not one...)

:(
 
I'm not a Culchie, but I too love #14. Am I borderline???

(PS..Moderators - Culchie is a derogatory term for Irish Folk what are not from Dublin. They are easily identifiable by their hairy hands and three rows of teeth. I think this topic should be closed as it is offensive to us thick Oirish bastards. )
 
One of the classic pieces of all time comedy, IMO, is the scene where Alan Partridge lists the characteristics of Irish in England to Graham Linehan and Arthur Matthews in "I'm Alan Partridge"

" Yeah. I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives – in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish"

Dere's more ta Oirland dan dis.

TK lemonade...brilliant. I dont think Cultchies eat Custard though.
 
What are the Flax and the Corncrake? I see the dogs are down for a woild baytin: is that just before they hang them? ;)
 
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