This Bar's Getting Smokey...

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OK - are we banning smoking in here or not - the smoke and hot air in this bar's really getting to me, you know?

And that 'music' Terry keeps putting on for Nostalgia Week is crap.

It's always the same the week before Cheltenham in here - you NH lot just seem to lose it completely.

But hey, soon the glorious turf starts and Graham and I will be celebrating by the bar with our fizz.....
 
Not to mention the organic pong once those 25-year Barbours come off ('never had to clean it once, yok, yok, just sponge it down every five years, y'know), and the lab-walking set come in, with dog-oiled weskits ('never had to clean it once, etc., etc.'), and then some ghastly braying group who once sat three tables away from 'ah neighbah Vineesha' in the Blowing Stone, someone who can't stop bellowing into his mobile about 'Kinscliff, innit, yeah, yeah, nah Mitey's gorn it's gorra be 'im, innit, yeah mite, thasworrimtellinya...'

Excuse me, I'm just popping home to check on the stocks of Blossom Hill...
 
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