This Cheered Me Up

[Euronymous]

http://cbs4.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html

 

[Maurice]

W@nker <_<

 

[solerina]

"Innatentive driving" :lol:

 

[BrianH]

So he got pulled?

 

[trudij]

:lol: Our Griffin might want to change her name.........

 

[an capall]

I understand that Journalism courses teach the importance of the opening sentence. Does any body feel this one draws in the reader?

Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis

 

[Euronymous]

It just tells it like it is. Pulitzer prize stuff surely.