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]quote If Gearoid has swallowed a few, he won't have many left to grind. ]quote

If so I bet he has teeth marks in the toilet door too...... inside of course = severe constipation.......

.... :lol: :lol:
 
Gearoid just for you mate oldies but......... :lol: :lol: espeially number 3 if you dont crack your face over that well theres nothing I can recomend ....

1. Two blondes walk into a building..........
you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message -
"... If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm
for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands (sprinkle food topping). Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
 
I got text this the other day

Women hey Botox, pierced nipples, ears and clit, periods, Boob jobs, tummy tucks, legs and fanny waxed, eyebrows plucked and they wont take it up the arse cos they say it hurts. :lol:
 
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